tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77931599587389709012024-03-05T01:21:28.377-08:00Not Just OrchidsMaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.comBlogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-10565950954446615482017-04-05T06:54:00.000-07:002017-04-05T06:54:17.046-07:00Dresden 17At the Dresden Orchid Show we were inside most of the time: putting in the exhibit, two evenings judging and one night till eleven, ("Champagne and Orchids") which was OK by me. There was a sharp March wind blowing outside and rushing off from 80 degrees Miami, I'd forgotten my coat.<br />
But the welcome was so warm, the top DOGs, (Dresden Orchid Guild folk) beaming with delight and thanking us, we had actually come, the first Americans! Though it was not just the American-ness they loved but, in Dr. Motes' inimitable phrase: "New directions in <i>Vanda</i> breeding".<br />
And sure enough, there was always intense interest in our exhibit. No exaggeration. I kept trotting off to check. We won three silver medals, three bronze and sold out of all our plants,<br />
our new miniature vandas. I will take some credit, as my marketing ploy was to write on the side of a Motes Tote, "Vandas for your window sill!" I got the German for windowsill from kind passersby. Apparently we could have paid for a translator, but as in most places, most people spoke English and for those who didn't my schoolgirl German was surprisingly suitable. We always seem to be hammering away at home with short simple rules for our vandas: "light!" "water!" "air!" "dry!" "Make firm in pot!" Which sounds impressively determined in German.<br />
We also had fun with our Spanish moss which was a great hit. No, I didn't know the word for moss either and no one else seemed to but for those who couldn't tear themselves away we would give a handful, saying "A present from America!" Which I liked doing as I was proud I could remember the German word for Present. Note: Karina, our resident linguist, has just informed me that it really was good I knew the word for present and didn't sling the word "gift" into the conversation. Gift in German means poison.<br />
The Dresden Orchid Show is the biggest in Europe. "Look at the map!" we were told. Indeed, Dresden, East Germany, not so far from Paris and the rest but with the Cold War melted, is host to all that pent up energy from the east. There was a big shiny coach from The Czech Republic humming away outside the hall that first morning and our miniatures were going off with Hungarians and Poles. Russians were there the first day but we didn't notice. Well off Russians hunting for flowers after a long winter were not a natural fit, though we could certainly argue for one of our sturdy miniatures on a Russian window sill.<br />
If arguments were necessary, we had such a wonderful number of young Germans and maybe other nationalities, keeping us company, because it didn't matter where anyone came from, they were ecstatic we were there and were ecstatic about our vandas and with the internet world breaking down any remaining borders, just seemed immediately Motes vanda family, knowing all about us, or at least as much as Bart and Karina would permit. So let's hear it for Zane, Sandra, Caroline, Katya, Heinki and the rest, and not forgetting Marae and her mum.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-10416710432046146652015-08-31T10:02:00.000-07:002015-08-31T18:57:52.553-07:00Being bad in HarlemWith Dr. Motes off in Indonesia and all our orchids living outside and waiting to be swept away, I became totally obsessed with Hurricane Erika, even down to buying candles for her and after all that she couldn't even be bothered to show up.
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About fifteen years ago I went up to Columbia for a conference. The organizers provided a list of places to stay. Right in the middle was "Harlem Y." Not only the cheapest but the coolest! And if Columbia University put it on a list it had to be OK. OK? Still, I would wear sturdy shoes and always Walk Purposefully as we older folk are told in our Survival Manuals.<br />
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"So you live here." No that wasn't allowed, she said. After a certain number of days she would have to move on.<br />
When I heard about the microwave I was home. It had been a long day. Down again, David again without his bike. Out into Lexington Avenue, popcorn was easy to get. And right opposite on the corner, a liquor store. Bars on the windows. I stood in line, Friday evening, between an elderly gentleman buying a small square bottle of something and a young man very generously ignoring me completely. I was the one keeping my head down. I was the shifty one about to break the law. The Harlem Y greets you graciously but under the big sign NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED. Chardonnay, even with a British accent, would count.<br />
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They had Chardonnay! The Friday night queue in the liquor store was getting longer. Not the moment to hesitate between an Australian bottle or a Californian. Especially as I had to ask, "Um, could you open it, please?" And don't call the Y! I recrossed Lexington Ave dutifully at the light with my brown grocery bag.Popped my corn and poured my wine and settled down with the New York Times. There was the Friday night sound of the girls getting together on our girls only floor, and the only complaint to management would have been about the institutional clang of metal doors along the bare corridor.<br />
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The next time I was at the Florida city swap meet, I told the elegant woman I always bought my silk scarves and necklaces from, all about my adventure. For that wholeweekend, up in Harlem I never saw another white person and yet no one even looked at me!<br />
And this elegant AA woman looked down at me, she was tall too, and that patient look said, "You people..." What she did say was: "That's the big city. They're just New Yorkers."<br />
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I was back from five years in Kosovo, and still all for Brotherhood and Unity as the Yugoslav Communist Party put it. That meant that as I wandered round New York I made a point of asking directions only from black citizens. In the subway, on the crosswalk. Most seemed surprised, probably from my Downton Abbey BBC accent. Two I still remember: a young man from South Carolina, in a bright purple shirt and cowboy hat. We walked along for about three blocks, just talking, having fun and then I had to do the white liberal thing, bring up some pious statement about black and white and he looked down at me, and just faded away, into the crowd. The other was a teenager, playing basket ball. I'd landed up in some back street, and called over to the group. One boy came across, looking at me through the wire. His directions were: "Keep on walking, keep on till you see people who look like you." <br />
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Luckily Dr. Motes and I, among many other things, always forget our wedding anniversary. And this year it was quite a big one, the 40th. I'm not sure what category that makes it, not up there with the precious metals, but certainly well beyond paper, plastic or plywood. And this time we totally forgot, even when a card arrived, joking about what a good thing we'd hitched up...for a long moment we were saying, Whaaaat the....?<br />
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So we both gave a merry laugh and went our separate ways. Of course, some things don't really have a date on them. Like the evening when we first saw "Midnight Cowboy" on Belgrade television. It was in the middle of a cold Balkan winter, and we'd just met each othe, teaching in Kosovo. And Dr. Motes said, yes, it 's Miami and like the song says, that's where the sun keeps shining through the falling rain...and that's where we'll be going...<br />
And he's totally forgotten he ever saw that movie with me on a cold Balkan night, totally. And he's lucky that I've totally forgotten about it. Totally.<br />
This one's for Cathy!Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-79555376263430029772015-04-23T14:24:00.004-07:002015-04-23T14:24:47.725-07:00UK GoodbyeAnd so we say farewell to pub pies, hard green peas, and UK orchid societies. Someone said only three in Scotland, but soon be more with Dr. Motes' talks on "cool-growing Vandas." He says most of them quite happy on the lower slopes of the Himalayas, which certainly sounds like the English weather I used to know. And "dour Scots?" and "uptight English?" Not among the orchids.<br />
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Fresh off that encounter, I helped a little old Turkish lady, as the taps seemed out of order in the Ladies. The Turkish I know, remembered from old hospitable Albanians in Kosovo, is not much help: " Sit! Sit" "Eat! Eat!" "I don't understand!" But I did know the authoritive: "Nothing, None!" for the lack of water. What a world traveller! Next time in the Ladies, a nice young woman, sweet accent from somewhere, showed this old lady, on her way home to Miami, how the taps worked.<br />
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<br />Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-2690034561423192702015-04-20T08:02:00.001-07:002015-04-20T08:02:44.326-07:00Look, no pictures! We've been taking pictures with our phones. But that's as far as they've got which right here does limit the dreaded: "Look at my holiday pics!" There are the Cathedrals: Winchester, St Albans, Durham - arches, pillars, inscriptions, ("Died of cholera, the Siege of Delhi, July 1857.") Then there is the statue of Alfred at Winchester, great Anglo Saxon king, holding up his sword like a cross, his cloak swirling round his ankles, though from behind he looks like an old lady getting a cab. My favorite, an anxious lamb on Hadrian's wall, looking down at all of four feet to the grass below. And sheep everywhere, spread out calmly over grassy slopes, heavy with winter wool and close up looking exactly like Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire.<br />
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<br />Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-80826071481821468032015-04-19T00:38:00.001-07:002015-04-19T11:58:32.552-07:00A nation of gardenersSunday morning TV gardening program, "England, a nation of gardeners," someone is saying. Maybe that's why we've sold out of our vanda seedlings and only two Orchid Territory's left! Unlike many of our American citizens, who back off and say, "I don't grow, I can't grow Vandas... " Or "They take too long to bloom," - you know who you are! Maybe it's because the sun is shining. But all these hardy gardeners are snapping everything up, no questions asked. By the way, we're in Scotland. Told you it's a blast.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-45263722908403509772015-04-18T01:04:00.002-07:002015-04-19T00:25:38.709-07:00Who's the tourist now? Wonky wifi, and on the road so spotty connexions between dim blogger and blog. Early days, lyrical: daffodils, daisies and dandelions along the roads, magnolias and tulips in front gardens, trees greening by the day! And SUN. Returning to England after so long, I'm an American tourist now: "Take those cars away and this street is total Jane Austen!"<br />
Growing up, wan Thames Valley kid, talk of market towns and cathedral cities was just same old same old. "The pictures" kept us going: Cowboys, cops, all bright and shiny stuff or dusty open spaces. Now, Dr. Motes is on a speaking tour to UK orchid societies, and it's a total blast.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-43082874295609753732015-04-15T00:13:00.001-07:002015-04-15T00:13:27.151-07:00The Talk! At the European Orchid Conference, cont. Dr. Motes' Talk Well Attended, Well-Received! Especially considering the title: "In the steps of Rumphius." It takes an orchidist to know that Rumphius is not a new breed of lovable shaggy dog but a 17th century Dutch botanist. And the story is an Indiana Jones tale of old drawings, distant tropical islands in Indonesia, a search for botanical truths after centuries of scholars' ignorance. Too much for a blog! Let the South Dade News Leader explain to us ordinary citizens: "The orchid species Vanda furva was once thought lost to science for over 300 years, but was re-discovered by South Dade grower Dr. Martin Motes."<br />
<br />Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-31998607087744462942015-04-11T09:30:00.000-07:002015-04-11T09:30:07.501-07:00Native driversEvery taxi driver has been a Brit, local Londoners from the sound of it. All this talk of multi-racial London, I was expecting at least some chats on Somali politics or Pakistani cricket. But from Heathrow ("Is that white Hawthorne blooming in the hedgerows?" " 'aven't a clue!") to the one at Victoria who's wife rescues sick orchids, it could have been fifty years ago. Except the bit about the orchids. "She puts them on the windowsill and I've found if you don't water them too much they do quite well." Wow. Dr. Motes, it seems even in London, you are no longer required.<br />
<br />Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-81961440131072367582015-04-08T03:55:00.002-07:002015-04-09T10:48:11.107-07:00Orchid-loving LondonFloppy King Charles spaniel sniffing MIA arrivals at Heathrow customs, while a group of English lads hang around, in black, with guns. Not your English constables but at least half look Indian or Pakistani, so not so bad! As an expat I'm checking, just checking. Sun outside! All the way to central London. And row upon row of white and cream Victorian and Edwardian terraces. After so much History Channel, Wow! Look what Hitler missed!<br />
At the hall, they're putting in the exhibits, the European Orchid Conference will open tomorrow. Everywhere, Paphiopedilum, Phragmipedium, Cymbidium, brilliant colors. Cool-loving orchids! Disconcerting. I'm so used to saying, "warm loving orchids" for our Vandas as though "warm-loving" and "orchids" just belong together, like "freedom-loving Americans."Tonight, the premier party, among the orchids, both cool and warm.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-21860465145064425982015-03-31T07:18:00.000-07:002015-03-31T14:00:51.304-07:00Free orchid classes "Dr Motes gives free orchid classes on Saturday mornings at eleven." But sometimes he doesn't. And that's when he's off for example, to Sarasota or Pittsburg or Nepal. There are actual clusters of orchid people out there who ask, even beg and pay for "distinguished speakers" and Dr. Motes is one.<br />
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My point is, it's a bit like BOGOS. For example, they're always having this great offer for olive oil, buy one, get one free. And it's a big bottle, with maybe gold medals on the label but I'm thinking, if it's that good, why is it free? So all I'm saying, Kendall, Pembroke Pines - South Florida - we're off to London next week, for the European Orchid Conference where Dr. Motes will be speaking on Saturday, prime time! And speaking of Saturday, check your emails for the next free orchid class, at eleven, at Motes Orchids, under the trees.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-4044339533467940952014-07-04T08:05:00.002-07:002014-07-04T08:05:46.981-07:00Why blog? Berlin, the war and the new cityWe no longer do the big 4th party which is a shame. The house suffers. As an aid to house work, nothing works like inviting friends and neighbors round in broad daylight. So instead I can celebrate the Fourth by sitting, doing a blog. But first fight the feeling of how self important and time-wasting my whole blog thing is, rather like my attitude to housework, because everyone and their angry cat is dropping smart jokes and funny pictures all over the Internet. I should stick to my generation, (Generation Why aren't you married?) and celebrate home and all the nice old wooden furniture we have, ( mostly from the swap meet,) which gleams so gratefully, if ever I polish it.Which brings us to Berlin.<br />
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We spent two days in Berlin a week or so ago and I was riveted, checking every building, every facade. For I am also the "We will fight on the beaches, we will fight in the air..." generation, and the moonscape of Berlin, 1945. And the names: the Brandenburg Gate, the Reichstag, the Berlin Wall.<br />
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Everywhere I rejoiced on seeing any old walls, windows, little extras on balconies and corners, like builders used to do. Hoping inside the old furniture had survived, the plates with flowers on them, the sweet little creamers you get in the thrift stores, with garlands and gilt edges, "Made in Germany."<br />
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Berlin is now Seattle, West Coast. Half the city on bikes, enjoying the June sunlight, leaving municipal flower borders to weeds and country flowers, a little sign telling you why, a reminder the Green Party is biggest in Germany. And outside our hotel window a blackbird singing in a tree, something I haven't heard since England.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-26254428942436294422014-05-20T08:29:00.000-07:002014-05-20T12:24:52.251-07:00Mandela and pineapplesI've just been inspired by a wonderful person, (Hi Cathy!)to pick up my IPad after six months of silence and blog! As they used to say in the classic BBC Goon Show: "Waits for applause... Not a sausage!"<br />
Never mind. I have missed too many chances to entertain, instruct and show off: example, take the death of Mandela.<br />
I was living in London when Mandela was in prison. Of course, you could have lived in London, married, had kids and moved to the country and he would still have been in prison. Back then, in the sixties, London was full of white liberals, many of them Jewish, exiling themselves from apartheid South Africa. (A better class of resident than the current Russian oligarchs and Arab millionaires.)<br />
Back then, Mandela was the political touchstone by which we were all measured. Were you for the boycott of all things South African or not? I can't remember if we students had banned diamond engagement rings but we refused to eat pineapples. (It would have been unbearable during the war, to spurn the Christmas food parcels from our South African relatives, with their cans of golden pineapple chunks.)<br />
The South African boycott as a policy, is still debated today: did it help destroy apartheid? Do boycotts work? If we shun vodka now, will it hurt the Russian economy? Or just South Beach? Back then, it was clear cut as a fairy tale: a very good man was in prison and by not eating pineapples we could help get him out.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-81431872659554456752013-11-22T06:33:00.000-08:002013-11-22T06:33:25.186-08:00Fifty years onI've already written about Where was I when Kennedy died, made a neat blog: I was in Belgrade. People crying in the streets, concerts cancelled, solemn music on TV. Later, reading of international reporters shocked at the jubilation of many of Dallas' society.<br />
Now, fifty years on, Florida, USA during the Obama administration. Reflections on that day? A kind of comfort to remember hostility and gut hatred need have nothing to do with race.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-90724419106120345262013-08-15T12:47:00.003-07:002013-08-15T12:59:01.805-07:00Albania, Texas, You decide.First Albania, then off to Texas(Dr.Motes speaking at Houston and Austin) so let's compare! OK but it's fun.<br />
Pride.<br />
A tie. Hard to find a souvenir without Albania's flag stamped on it. My favorite, a fridge magnet:<br />
Superman pulling open his cloak to reveal the double headed eagle! The lone star? Everywhere. Saw it discreetly inside a crucifix and living large on the side of an outhouse.<br />
Being Special.<br />
Texas because it sees itself so big, Albania because it knows it's so small even the Yugoslav Communist Party was a threat. So it allied itself with China. (Too far away to invade!)<br />
Texas always takes on the world too. In Galveston," The free world's only remaining genuine government surplus store."<br />
Religion<br />
Well...Albania's Communist leader abolished religion in the mid sixties. Maybe that's why there are not so many churches around though quite a few mosques. Ironic, as Albanians are famous for their religious tolerance. Texans must be too: they have so much to digest: Holy Zion Lutheran,<br />
Church of the Hills, Island in the Sun Church, Straight Gate Church, Cowboy Church, Encouragement Church. Crosses on store fronts, a large one outside someone's bedroom window.<br />
OK Trees, Weather and Fruit<br />
Tall, elegant chestnut trees in the center of Tirana. Live oaks in Texas, such a presence in towns<br />
and out. Weather? Killer hot in Texas, Adriatic mellow in Albania. Fruit? Peaches everywhere in Texas but picked hard and thrown in a cooler. "Cherries are over" we were told in Albania probably because we got there in July and the Albanian name for June is "Cherry month."<br />
Off the Beaten Track<br />
Like Albania, we took the less beaten tracks. Row of women in a line, haymaking. Folk herding sheep. Up through Texas hill country, tally of road kill: two raccoons, armadillo, young deer, one<br />
turkey buzzard, two wild hogs. Tiny places, small names. Made me think of those old war movies:<br />
"Where you from, son?" "Brady, Texas, sir." "Mason, Texas, sir."<br />
Selling Books<br />
Success! The elegant book shop in the center of Tirana now has twenty four copies of Kosova Kosovo, while a book club in Houston has just acquired twenty copies of Orchid Territory and together with Austin, (Heart of Texas Orchid Society) I sold another fifteen. And now I have another selling point for Kosova : "It's cheaper here than in Albania!"<br />
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Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-47319593128022821382013-08-01T09:22:00.001-07:002013-08-01T09:22:21.794-07:00Is this a Tweet? Much more on Albania but Motes Orchids caravan off to Texas today.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-55351627257713987412013-07-16T09:37:00.001-07:002013-07-16T09:52:36.582-07:00No Albanian RequiredAlbania was the best place to be to avoid the Trayvon Martin trial. Small hotels, no CNN, BBC. Best place to be American, too. <u><i>Amerike</i></u>! Broad smile, hand on heart. Albanians are grateful. America has always had a soft spot for them, the underdogs of the Balkans. It was an American president who fought for Albania to even exist in the World War One days and after, and it was Clinton who bombed the Serbs to stop ethnic cleansing of Albanians in Kosovo in the nineties. But still. <br />
Albania, full of Moslems who helped prop up the old Turkish empire, then after the Second World War , Communist Albania, the North Korea of Europe.<br />
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Well, here to report not as gnarled old Balkan hand (see random blogs) but as aging tourist with comfort in mind: sunny days, friendly but not intrusive people, always someone who speaks some English. (Always someone on hand with an uncle in New York, a sister in Boston, a daughter in Paris.) No soldiers visible, few police, only a couple of traffic cops occasionally looking for action. Cosy cheap hotels and good home cooking ( local food, wine etc.)<br />
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Warning for those who are young, female and reasonably attractive: unemployment is high. Everywhere there are restless young men with nothing to do but sit in cafes. <br />
Warning for those of us who are so good about seat belts. On those scenic trips with incredible views, listen to the lovely Albanian music on the mini bus and decide that with God and Allah you are in good hands.<br />
<br />Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-34825639098488374072013-06-20T07:26:00.001-07:002013-06-20T07:27:01.150-07:00Lost in the clouds<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); color: #222222;">The big old computer died in March and so did my blogs. I have been on a slip and slide adventure with my new IPad (birthday present unused for nearly a year) and finally seem to be able to not eliminate what I've just done. One fun feature: watching the IPad throwing suggestions at me as to</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); color: #222222;"> what my skit skattering typing really intends to. Say. OK I had so many ideas for blogs: NRA and the cowboy film. Jobs I could Do (Dollar Tree stores cashier - all a dollar My kind of math) BUT we are off to Albania next week! Had the big Motes Orchids Clearance Sale and stuffing dollars into our holiday pants, that,s it!</span><br />
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Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-48060810353036776392013-03-24T14:48:00.000-07:002013-03-26T07:11:20.931-07:00The glasses that pingWe're always on the hunt for a good red wine under six dollars but whatever the price we always drink it from glasses that ping. A few years back you could find them in <i>Mcfrugals</i>, of blessed memory. Just lined up on the shelf, dozens of crystal wine glasses, each a dollar forty-nine. Obviously no one in charge had done the ping test. For that all you need is a ring, (wedding rings work best, plain metal.) Make a fist: bend your knuckles as though you'll punch the glass and lightly tap the wedding ring upon the side. No ping? Pass on and repeat. <br />
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Sadly someone at McFrugals caught on and a few weeks later the only glasses available at one forty-nine gave off the dead clunk of broken dreams and lowered expectations. Speaking of the dead clunk, does no-one remember one of the historic episodes in<i> Frasier? </i>Miles, ultra posh, fastidious brother, finally declares his passion for Daphne, and they sit in the kitchen and raise their glasses in a toast and what do we hear? A dead, low class, no-class clunk. <i>Un-</i>believable. The producers were lucky they got away with it when they did. If it happened now the whole scene would be making the rounds eternally with Angry Cat and Face Lifts Gone Wrong.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-27265432698199191252013-03-14T19:33:00.001-07:002013-03-14T19:44:04.502-07:00Not so special after allBecause I'm British, well <i>English</i>- that even more Anglo-Saxon super-section of former white imperial overlords - (and with bad teeth, according to the more recent American overlords who sneer at us because they're still jealous,) OK - well, because I am English with all those centuries-old certainties, it's always a shock when I find myself sinking to the level of the smaller peoples of the world.<br />
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For example: French troops in Mali - and suddenly on the TV there are Africans speaking perfect French - ordinary ones! (Ordinary Africans.) Where did <i>that </i>come from? (Of course, when you don't speak any French, any French sounds perfect.) It's quite a smack to be reminded, of course, the French were in Africa too. And how odd that some Africans speak Portuguese- It doesn't seem quite right. I never heard about any of<i> that</i> growing up. For a moment I feel as aggrieved as a Serb squaring up to the Greeks who lord it over the Balkans with all their statues and temples and stuff. Or an Albanian student unable to sit still in class because he had just seen the portrait of an Albanian poet hung lower than the picture of a Serbian one.<br />
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It t was in a Serbian grocery in fact, long ago, the moment when it hit me how much like everybody else we are. It was back before plastic bags when everything was still wrapped in newspaper or whatever came to hand. This time it was a page from an elementary school exercise book: careful sentences in Serbian, the top one, "President Tito VISITS Africa." (It was obviously verbs that day) Back then Tito gazed at us from every post office wall, shop, restaurant, bus station, and flyblown cafe but I was suddenly reminded of my young school days, and <i>"</i>Princess Elizabeth visits Canada!" And what did we young school children have to do? Make a scrap book from the pictures in the newspaper! Princess at the rodeo, doing a square dance! Cheered by jubilant Canadians! That was our geography lesson.<br />
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And another thing: just the other day I heard some correspondent talking about the Americans repairing a bridge the Russians had built in Afghanistan. And he casually mentioned all the roads, the hospitals and clinics for women they had built too. Ah, but of course, they would have had a picture of Lenin or Stalin staring down on those poor Afghanis - not a smiling Queen Elizabeth or a pensive Obama.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-15667248859579328562013-02-08T06:31:00.000-08:002013-02-14T06:48:42.847-08:00Running Water:Turn off that tap!Speaking of gadgets that help women, what about running water? Back in the sixties when I lived in Kosovo, southern Yugoslavia, almost every new flat had its washing machine but down among the old wooden houses there was still just a tap out in the yard. But wait! What luxury! As one of my colleagues at the university explained, "The women are very happy now- before they had to get water out in the street."<br />
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Kosovo was just another distant province of the old Turkish Empire until the First World War and in terms of plumbing, and much else, had not changed a lot. Everyone, Communist party members, students, welcomed me to the capital with the same apology: "Pristina is a dirty town!" Their reasoning, from the Turkish time, the world before modern plumbing: "We are in the plain- no river!" The two beautiful old towns in Kosovo, Pec and P:rizren, they explained, were "clean"- built on the banks of fast flowing mountain rivers- running water!<br />
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The fact that I also get a kick out of turning on a tap and seeing water come out - and hot water too!- dates from before Kosovo, to student days when I persuaded a wary housewife to let me turn her attic into 'digs.' The only problem, having to go down two flights to the bathroom for water. And later when I snagged a top flat in London, (right near the Thames and the Tate Gallery!) same problem- two flights down for water.<br />
Unfortunately, unlike the gorgeous women who sway off to wells with pots on their heads, going for water did nothing for my posture. Hauling up plastic buckets on narrow stairs was more Hunchback of Notre Dame. But, children, it does explain why I regularly squawk (sometimes, just to myself,) "Don't waste water! <i>Turn off that tap!"</i>Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-62393227676785294582013-02-04T06:44:00.001-08:002013-02-04T06:44:36.437-08:00The Washing MachineAs the man said: the secret of happiness is a pleasing monotony. As for a woman a washing machine runs it close, though maybe you need to be of a certain vintage for that to apply. Or, right now, to be a mother bombed out of Aleppo, in a refugee camp on the Turkish border. (Syria, children!) Digression: The girls at the cash registers in Publix keep asking me for a dollar here, a dollar there for cancer, for children, for diabetes, and I demand "What about SYRIA?" reinforcing the impression that the world, especially the supermarket world, is full of addled old ladies.<br />
Digression 2- Speaking of addled old ladies and the Middle East: we had a power outrage one evening back when Iraq was the daily news story and Florida Power and Light got us back on line, in the dark! And a nice gentleman called about nine checking all was OK. Such courteous American efficiency! And I said "Thankyou! Makes you think about the poor people in Baghdad, doesn't it?" Pause. OK, Apparently not.<br />
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Yes, washing machines. I am a lot older than many Mums and I certainly grew up in the UK long before the world speeded up so much that they were showing the same new movie at the Odeon, Friar Street, Reading Berks as in New York, the same week! But when I listed what we didn't have as children, not even starting on high tech - no fridge, no car, no telephone, no TV, no washing machine, no dryer, my children looked at me like <i>-"We're you living in a cave, eating grass?"</i><br />
No fridge? Well, that was long before global warming and we weren't in Florida but on hot summer days my mother put our bottle of milk in a basin of cold water (no ice) with a cloth over it. And when it turned sour we all had pancakes! So not all bad. <br />
OK, one last thing. I think the washing machine has been more important for some women than the Pill. Because if you had a washing machine, you wouldn't mind having more kids. Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7793159958738970901.post-3349241320165491802013-01-20T08:08:00.003-08:002013-01-22T18:52:51.102-08:00"Twil be, 'Tis and 'Twas: two months in the life of a blogBack in November this started as "'Twil be..<i>. </i>the season.." A blog in praise of Christmas as the one time a year when there's a solid public for plastic snowmen, cardboard Santas and books.<br />
Selling a book is hard. People back away. ("Oh, I don't read...Don't have time...") But at Christmas people know they don't have to actually READ a book but just BUY the damn thing. The whole job of actual<i> reading </i>is handed off to someone else - i.e.give<i> Orchid Territory </i>as a PRESENT. Because outside of Christmas and birthdays, in this brave new world, there are not so many opportunities anymore. <br />
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Easter? Well, you could have the Easter Bunny hide a copy or two. There will be some disappointment among the young 'uns but a book's a lot healthier than a chocolate egg so parents and Michelle Obama will be happy. Halloween? Probably not. Teenagers baffled and enraged by offerings of <i>Orchid Territory</i> rather then Hershey bars, might be liable to do some damage to the front lawn.<br />
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Which brings us back to Christmas and by the way, an extra persuasive argument for orchidists: unlike a present of a flowering orchid, <i>Orchid Territory</i> can be bought early on and hidden in your closet! Also it's cheap! Special 10.00 dollars American! Try getting a Present-To-Remember for THAT. (And inside Obama's nanny-Fascist state books and crates of vegetables are the only acceptable Christmas presents anyway, no chocs or alcohol!)<br />
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Speaking of which, an added bonus. If you still read books, then you can enjoy <i>Orchid Territory </i>and still give it away. This cannot be done with chocs or drink.You cannot eat the chocs, rearrange the little silver and gold papers and hand over the box. You can't drink the wine and then wrap up the bottle. It's been quite a few decades since a light bulb stuck in an empty Chianti bottle was the smartest lamp around. <br />
But if you're a careful reader: ( no coffee stains, white wine and greasy popcorn traces) then no one need ever know their <i>Orchid Territory</i> was pre-owned and pre-read.<br />
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Back in November I convinced myself a little too well that people no longer read blogs either, or at least mine, so- why bother? So this is why this blog is definitely <i> 'Twas.</i>.. and that's not the night before Christmas, either.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05331717351775190917noreply@blogger.com0